Darker Seuss

I will not wear that bright green shirt.
I wouldn't, even if it hurt.
I will not wear things that are green.
To make me wear it is so mean.

I will not wear it with a fox.
I will not wear it in a box.
I will not wear it with black socks.
A curse I put on it, a pox.

Why must you make me wear this shirt?
It does not match my velvet skirt.

I will not wear it with some chains.
I will not wear it in the rain
Nor with my see-thru vinyl bra.
Wearing green should be against the law.

I would not, could not, if I was dead.
I would not, could not....unless it was red.
I will not wear it on my head.
I would not wear it if it bled.

I will not wear those bright green clothes
With my fishnet pantyhose.

I will not wear it on my back.
Why can't you buy me something black?
It's so ungothic to wear green.
In something green I can't be seen.

I will not, I am very sure
Wear it when I play the Cure.
I would not with some vinyl pants.
I would not, could not when I dance.

I will not wear it with a hat.
I will not put it on my cat.
I'd much rather you eat my spleen
For to wear green is so obscene.