Last Request

I'd play your song
but then I'd have to kill you.
I have no Peter Murphy cuz he sucks.
I won't play any Front Line, Robert Smith, or Ministry,
so sorry pal, I guess you're out of luck.

I'd play your song but then I'd have to vomit.
Snog and Switchblade Symphony are crap.
I've never heard of Christian Death,
Or C-tec or Wumpscut,
And I definitely will not play Razed In Black.

I'd play your song
but I don't really want to.
I do not like Apoptygma Berserk.
There won't be any Leather Strip or KMFDM
So take you Sisters' discs and go you jerk!

I will not play your song,
so sit your ass down.
Stop sending all your friends up here to ask.
I have something against VNV Nation.
Just grab your Dead Can Dance and take it back.

What?! You think I am some kind of DJ?!
Sorry, you are quite mistaken, friend.

I'm sick of Siouxsie, Gary, Funker Vogt and Covenant
That's why I'm playing 242 again.