Coffee House Vampire (part I)
(thanks and all credit where it's due to Jhonen Vasquez)
Hello, I'm a vampire
With my five foot satin cape.
Behold, thou art my victim!
It is foolish to escape.
I said I am a vampire.
Do you think I would deceive?
The way you smirk behind your mocha
makes me think you don't believe.
Ha-Ha I am a vampire!
A kind of Nosferatu!
Perhaps my mystic charm
and pale complexion will impress you!!
See, I AM a vampire.
And I...What? A DAYJOB? ME?
No...that wasn't ME
you saw straining grease at KFC....
Behold I am a vampire!
I can change into a bat!
But, not right now. The cafe owners
wouldn't look too well on that.
I tell you, I'm a vampire!
I drink blood and fear the light!
Drink yours NOW?
Uh....I can't...
I've uh...already fed tonight.
I'm a vampire!! Stop laughing!
Pathetic Mortal! YOU WILL SEE!
What? There's a fang in your coffee?
Oh...that's mine. excuse me.