Bad Goth Haiku. 
No really, it's terrible.

the bleeding roses
lie upon your marble grave
boo hoo I am sad

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my hairspray is gone
i lament the long hours
my eyeliner runs

lo, I weep for you
my tears they fall like black rain
you are wearing pink

disintegration
robert smith is my best friend
weep weep sob sob weep

you have pierced my heart
i am in a lot of pain
please remove the spork

bury me my love
for yea, I am dead inside
i am not so fresh

i am so gothic
stop laughing, really I am
I'm so goth that...uh....

the darkness - it falls
falling like my blackened soul
your poetry sucks

I dance at the club
I'm a fetus, I'm a tree
then rivets stomp me.

stare at the candle
black candle, flame flickers
ow ow my eyeball

look at me drooping
i drape myself on headstones
i'm a goth doily

angels, flying high
gracefully they soar into
a jet plane engine

my corset is tight
look, i see pretty colors
oh my, i think....thud

we are a goth band
look at us, we are spooky
what were the lyrics?

play some bauhaus please
i don't care, I'm the dj.
i don't take requests.